How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
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- Author:Zachary Auburn
- Publisher:Crown
- Pages:144
- Condition: New
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
The cats of America are under siege! Gone are the days when a cat’s biggest worries were baths or mean dogs. Today’s felines face satanists, online predators, post-apocalyptic survival, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over forty years, the American Association of Patriots has guided cat owners through these challenging times. Written in a witty Q&A format, this book addresses questions like:
- “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?”
- “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?”
- “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”
Our nation—and our cats—face a critical moment. With the knowledge in this book, you can prepare your feline companions for modern life’s perils and help make cats—and America—great again!
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